February 2012
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'Do you like Paramore?'
In my mind: 'OH YES THEY'RE EVERYTHING TO ME THEY'RE MY BABIES I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MYSELF.THEY'RE THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM WHY DID YOU EVEN USE THE WORD 'LIKE' I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY ARE MY LIFE YOU ARE STUPID FOR ASKING SUCH A QUESTION.'
What I say: 'Yeah.'
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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